Sandi thinks she can just rage quit a few days before senior send off omg

Sandi thinks she can just rage quit a few days before senior send off omg

Thank you Joey for having lights on for us

SOOOOOO CUTE

(Source: pusheen)

whymycatissad:

My cat is sad because he is watching you from a cupboard, wondering what precisely your childhood trauma happens to be.

OMFG

whymycatissad:

My cat is sad because he is watching you from a cupboard, wondering what precisely your childhood trauma happens to be.

OMFG

humansofnewyork:

“He’s twenty years old. I try to take him outside whenever I can so that he can have some new experiences before, you know…”

HOW CUTE

humansofnewyork:

“He’s twenty years old. I try to take him outside whenever I can so that he can have some new experiences before, you know…”

HOW CUTE

tyleroakley:

YouTube knows what I’m into.

tyleroakley:

YouTube knows what I’m into.

(Source: griffinilla)

“The thing with Miss [redacted] is she’s a nice person, but not a good teacher. Hey, I’m gonna punch him in the face.”

tyleroakley:

samlansky:

This video — titled “LADY GAGA IN NEW YORK CITY (MAY 19 2013)” — is the best thing I’ve seen today.

Oh my GOD.

Perfect

2gred-and-forge7:

everyone of them breaths gold dust, all peasants must bow before them  

Aren’t they just fabulous little creatures

2gred-and-forge7:

everyone of them breaths gold dust, all peasants must bow before them  

Aren’t they just fabulous little creatures

(Source: iwhaleventually)

tyleroakley:

I mean…

Mind implodes

(Source: phanwho)

odditiesoflife:

The Magical World of Living Light

This is the mysterious spectacle of bioluminescence. Its hard not to revel in the beauty of this remarkable natural phenomenon. These glowing creatures are primarily a product of the ocean. They are the primary source of light in the largest and darkest area of habitable land on Earth, the deep sea. On land, they are most commonly seen as glowing fungus on wood (foxfire) or in the few families of luminous insects (fireflies). 

Incredible

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Omg

Omg

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the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

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I am forever indebted to you Vivian. Our friendship cannot be easily described.

Vivian just made my life worth living. She confirmed to me that I’m on the right track. I fucking love you.

meowswithpride:

if creepy boys bother you on the internet tell them solfege jokes until they realize you’re a freak

Brilliant

meowswithpride:

if creepy boys bother you on the internet tell them solfege jokes until they realize you’re a freak

Brilliant